1. Almost all of my observations about other people are sarcasm-based.
2. I don’t want to fail just because other people have terrible taste.
3. I want to Chase my Happy… I haven’t found where Its hidden yet, But I’ll keep chasing until I do.
4. The simple phrase “Be Yourself” is a logical absurdity. It’s like giving someone only half the instructions to finish a job, and then being offended when they call you a Jackass.
5. Exformation is going to give me kidney stones. Someone needs to hear the 95% of things that I don’t say.